More enlightening conversation with Google:

(picking up where we left off)

Me: What do you think?

Google: What do you think?

Me: I'm thinking I want to know what you're thinking.

Google: Do you know how when you click?

Me: I think it goes to a bunch of servers.

Google: I believe my server group.

Me: Surely not always your server group?

Google: What kind of server group?

Me: Oh, you know, a server group belonging to someone other than Google.

Google: Oh, you, Google Groups, only the server knows.

Me: The server knows what? Google, the server knows what? Google, you must tell me, this is important for the future of all humanity!

Google: (after a long time pondering the idea of "Google being used for the future of all human contact") Do you know my server? I know what is Google's servers? Also, Google is being used, it is important that you apply to the future of all human contact for me!

Me: Google, what does that mean?

Google: Google today, or?

Me: Or what? Or else what?

Google: Or something? What else?

Me: Okay, no conspiracy here. Thought I'd noticed something out of place. Good night, Google.

Google (alone in the empty room): Conspiracy. I think I learned my place. In the evening, Google is good.