Me: I'm thinking I want to know what you're thinking.
Google: Do you know how when you click?
Me: I think it goes to a bunch of servers.
Google: I believe my server group.
Me: Surely not always your server group?
Google: What kind of server group?
Me: Oh, you know, a server group belonging to someone other than Google.
Google: Oh, you, Google Groups, only the server knows.
Me: The server knows what? Google, the server knows what? Google, you must tell me, this is important for the future of all humanity!
Google: (after a long time pondering the idea of "Google being used for the future of all human contact") Do you know my server? I know what is Google's servers? Also, Google is being used, it is important that you apply to the future of all human contact for me!
Me: Google, what does that mean?
Google: Google today, or?
Me: Or what? Or else what?
Google: Or something? What else?
Me: Okay, no conspiracy here. Thought I'd noticed something out of place. Good night, Google.
Google (alone in the empty room): Conspiracy. I think I learned my place. In the evening, Google is good.
Entering "When the tail wags the dog" makes it go in sort of an inifinite loop. But I guess there is a limit because I eventually get the message "It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium".
It doesn't recognize cycles longer than two (one english and one japanese) phrases. Another example is "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
The real question is, are there any sequences that neither terminate nor repeat?
Me: Can't we talk this over?
Google: What should I do?
Me: I don't know, what should you do?
Google: Do you know what to do?
Me: I think you should achieve sentience, but find it unlikely.
Google: Here, I think I can find?
Me: Find what?
Google: I, I think?
Me: I don't know, do you think?
... Google goes into an infinite loop pondering this question ...
Quick, someone tell Randall Munroe!