Lol, that article when it came out was incredible. The author somehow failed to realize that "ABC", from Alec Baldwin's psychopathic character, is actually satire about the mindset of such psychopaths, not actual advice to live by.
It's similar to asking why I think Malfoy in Harry Potter is portrayed as a bad person. There's nothing subtle about the GGR character. I recommend watching the movie, primarily for the performances.
"Reference"-style humor is not upvoted on HN, since the audience lacks the common context, and the site doesn't provide a way to hide minor comments for those looking for major comments, which makes them expensive to readers.